Welcome, Leaky Butts and Dead Rat Pastry Chefs

One of the methods by which the obsessive blogger can obsess about her blog is to review what search terms brought visitors to the site.

Most of the time for this website, it's nothin' special.  Top Chef queries, searches for chefs or events I've mentioned.  But recently, there are a few new special search terms, so let's all welcome the folks to the site who searched for the following and found little ole me:

• "desserts that look like a dead rat"
• "three bowls of water nerves experiment"

and best of all...

• "i feel like i leak on my anis"

I know what you're thinking, it's probably exactly what I was thinking:

Um, how does a leaky anus search - misspelled or not - wind up on my doorstep?

Apparently AOL thinks that "anis" is "anise" so it makes me the #1 results because of this small section:

"Once it cooled, the anise flavor mellowed and combined better with the others. .... This is the crux of my vegetable problem; they make me feel like I’m..."

Um, Leaky Butt, I truly do wish you best of luck (that does not sound like a good time at all) but I really can't help you.  Best be moving along to another website.  And it's spelled with a U.

Comments

[Rube]

Now THAT totally puts me off my Pernod.