My Interpretive Dance about Last Night’s Top Chef Results

No, I’m just playing.

However, I do think the video below pretty much captures how I feel about Hosea Rosenberg taking the title last night.

With my well-documented Universal Crush on alpha male chefs, I am sure it’s no surprise that I would have been rooting for Stefan Richter (and here’s my article on our conversation with him; he was exactly as myopically and humorously self-aggrandizing as you would expect/hope).

Or Carla Hall, actually, as I liked her style and approach to the competition. She was just cute as a button and whipped out her skillz when you least expected it.

But no, it was Hosea.